My friend, Sammi, very graciously offered to host my domain until I can pay for hosting (before 2020, I hope!), and I have been working not-so-diligently on a new layout for this thing for the past couple months. And you know what? I realized I frickin’ hate PHP. So the layout isn’t finished, but I keep thinking of things I want to blog about (which, unfortunately, I can’t remember at all now), so I stuck up this temporary layout until I can finish the new layout. Plus, I’m supposed to help redesign Inspired Bride (!), and that’s kind of more important since Maddy gets more than like 5 hits a day.

There have been some major life changes for me over the past few months. I graduated from college, got an amazing job at the best school in the city teaching 2nd grade, went on a cruise and met the man of my dreams, had an elaborate wedding in Italy, won the lottery, was discovered by a modeling company, decided to try my hand at acting, am starring in a movie with Seth Rogan, and yet still have time to visit my castle in Ireland, teach, and fix my husband breakfast in bed every day after I service his penis.

Except, you know, none of those things.

Hopefully I’ll think of something to write about… before 2020!