Girl to her friends and apparently a few guys she didn’t know:

“I will hook up with anyone. I have very low standards. I’m at a low point in my life.”

Classy.

(Does this really work? If so, I’m going to start going up to really attractive guys and telling them, “Wow, you’re really a depressing example of human existence. Lucky for you, I have low standards because I have no self-esteem. Want to hook up in the backseat of my car?”)